How weird is it if you dreamt having an elephant as your pet? Not those jumbo-mega-gray creatures ... the tiny version of it. And it bites. Literally ... it bites my index finger. It's good thing it's the mini version. Imagine if it's the real size elephant ... next thing I know I only have four fingers. Anyhoo ... in my dream, the tiny elephant grew so fast just by feeding it with lettuce. Weird huh? I remember the dream vividly because it seems so real ... the house and everything.
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Weird.
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Totally.
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PS. Congrates to Jarno Trulli for securing the driver seat at Toyota F1 Racing Team. May all the best with you and may the words of the tech director are truthfully true (regarding equal partner and all). And may BAR Honda will grab the no. 2 Constructor (sp?) title. Hurrah.
9.17.2004
9.06.2004
Bad Anatomy Jokes
Do you know that some researcher says that those 'dumb blonde' jokes could really reduce blonde person intellegentia level. I reckon this is true. No...wait, I know it's true. Somehow labeled dumb and being joked about it doesn't help you to be smarter. This works the same way with the 'fat' jokes. It doesn't help any overweight-plus-sized people to loose weight. It is...demeaning. Trust me, I know how it feels. It doesn't help me at all.My father's side of the big family would call the 'fat' jokes ... encouragements. I call it ... insults. I know I'm overweight aka plus size. But I don't need some people joke about it. It's bad enough that I'm so self-conscious about my figure. I don't need some people to bring the topic up. Maybe they would somehow reason that I should just laugh about it.
That one who laugh at one self is at peace with one self. True. But laughing at someone else is bad. It's demeaning. It's discouraging. It's cruel and unhuman.I've endured the fat jokes as long as I can remember being overweight. But sadly enough, the people I remembered making these jokes are my own family. How sad is that. Sure, some of my junior high classmate did some fat jokes on me. But they never really ... over-joke it. I remember one classmate calls me 'Molen' which is a sort of pastry that is puffy. Well, I don't mind being puffy or chubby. As long as I'm not the one who sink ship. Yep, that's one of the fat jokes my family did. 'She's so heavy that the ship would sink' they said on one family gathering. 'Her groom would be able to lift her up on their wedding day' they said one night. Who said anything about lifting me up on my wedding day. This is another reason why I should just elope when I get married. It'd save me the fuss and muss dealing with my father's side of the family. Blah.
Sadly, I couldn't do a damn thing about except writing it down on my blog. Even this is bordering on danger on being caught. If one of them read this and it goes through to dad ... well, let's just say it ain't gonna be pretty ya know. But I do have the right to shout out my thoughts and feeling. And to hell with bad jokes. Any jokes that involve parts of somebody's body aka the bad anatomy jokes are to be condemned. They are cruel and inhuman. Down with bad anatomy jokes
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The down side on being caught is they probably gonna try to blame it ...wait, they're gonna blame it on my mom. Some stuffs about not raising me properly. Yeah right. Not raising me properly my ass! She raise me proper enough, thank you. *censored*
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Damn!
That one who laugh at one self is at peace with one self. True. But laughing at someone else is bad. It's demeaning. It's discouraging. It's cruel and unhuman.I've endured the fat jokes as long as I can remember being overweight. But sadly enough, the people I remembered making these jokes are my own family. How sad is that. Sure, some of my junior high classmate did some fat jokes on me. But they never really ... over-joke it. I remember one classmate calls me 'Molen' which is a sort of pastry that is puffy. Well, I don't mind being puffy or chubby. As long as I'm not the one who sink ship. Yep, that's one of the fat jokes my family did. 'She's so heavy that the ship would sink' they said on one family gathering. 'Her groom would be able to lift her up on their wedding day' they said one night. Who said anything about lifting me up on my wedding day. This is another reason why I should just elope when I get married. It'd save me the fuss and muss dealing with my father's side of the family. Blah.
Sadly, I couldn't do a damn thing about except writing it down on my blog. Even this is bordering on danger on being caught. If one of them read this and it goes through to dad ... well, let's just say it ain't gonna be pretty ya know. But I do have the right to shout out my thoughts and feeling. And to hell with bad jokes. Any jokes that involve parts of somebody's body aka the bad anatomy jokes are to be condemned. They are cruel and inhuman. Down with bad anatomy jokes
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The down side on being caught is they probably gonna try to blame it ...wait, they're gonna blame it on my mom. Some stuffs about not raising me properly. Yeah right. Not raising me properly my ass! She raise me proper enough, thank you. *censored*
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Damn!
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